One Sunday afternoon……..family get together……..parents place………..in Chembur………….My nephew Chellamani…………….four year old………. Fair…………Fat…………chubby cheeks…………Chinese eyes…………..thick soda glasses……….looked like Cute Fat Chinese Boy……..Had lots of energy…………very aggressive…………spoke broken Tamil…………
Hardly could understand what he spoke……… Chella had a problem………would never wear …..pants …………He would roam around the house only in his banyan…….nothing below.... semi nude………Looked funny………..but embarrassing in front of guests………….This is four year old chella for you ……………
On that day …………while the entire family was having an afternoon siesta…….. I was reading in the hall……….with chella watching shin chan…………as usual in banyan……….nothing below… semi nude…….. some guests were expected………….. I asked chella to put pants………he refused adamantly………… I tried to talk to him…………threatened him……………..but...
I asked chella if he wants to see some magic ………….chella said yes……….We had bunch of Huge Black Grapes on the table……………..I asked chella to close eyes I kept the grapes on his fat bums………… did “Choo Mantar Choo” threw the grapes out of the window ………….chella asked where is the grape……….I answered "chella........ grape……………….vanished by magic..... between his bums......
Chella was shocked………….He said how come…………..I said Magic…………..He said Angrily Remove it…………….I said I can’t …………….I said I know the Magic of putting grapes in…………But not Removing out……………..chella ………….bent down searched…………..his bums…………..went to the mirror………. Searched his bums in the mirror………. No trace of grapes………… used torch to search grapes in his back side………In the meanwhile my sister saw his antics………..gave him slap on his Bums……..forced him to wear pants………………………
Bell rang.......... guests arrived…………My Father……….and sister were having coffee with guests…………..Father saw chella………. introduced him to guests…….…Asked him to do Namaste………….and touch their feet…………..chella turned around pulled his pants down…………and in front of the guests started searching for the missing grapes…..……..Every Body was shocked to see the sight ………..Guests Murmured………father and sister totally embarrassed…………….
It took young chella some weeks………..to forget black grapes…………But every time I saw chella without pants………..Roaming………..I reminded him of black grapes………….He would frantically run and cover his bums……………..
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